I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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