her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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