Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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