I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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