Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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