I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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