; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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