Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Drunk is not a location!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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