You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Text me some of your sweat
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