Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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