it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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