I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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