You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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