Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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