it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
the liver wants what the liver wants
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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