you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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