walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
So. Much. Porn.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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