Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
tell me about the fingering
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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