problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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