Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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