I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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