I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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