the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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