Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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