the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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