Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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