Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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