maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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