Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
