should my penis look like a turkey
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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