Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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