I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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