just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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