Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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