Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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