My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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