I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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