I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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