the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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