i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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