So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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