idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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