What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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