But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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