bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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