What a fucking waste of an outfit
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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