It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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