How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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