On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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