she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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